This is the guide to get in your partners pants and get romantic with one another if you know what I mean 😉
RULE (1)
Buy Roses NOT 1,2,3,4 or 5 especially if you want to get in her pant’s! AND NO FAKE’S! All you will get is a Kick to the B**** and the couch will be calling you! Get a DOZEN because that will show her you love her and you don’t care if you go broke because of her. And send them to her work so she knows your not embarrassed to claim her in public because every girl likes to flaunt what they got and plus it will keep her in a GOOD mood all day because you sure don’t want a P***** off wife or GF then you will so not get the JACKPOT! And make sure it’s RED, WHITE, AND PINK!
Red Rose: This one is the most obvious. It means “I love you.” It represents romance and love.
Regular Pink: A pink rose represents happiness. It’s great to give a pink rose to a partner to say, “I’m very happy with our relationship.”
White Rose: A white rose symbolizes innocence and purity. When combined with red roses (see further down), it represents “unity”.
A mixture of these will let her know just how special she is to you and that will warm her up to lowering those panties.
So far you got
10Points
RULE (2)
CANDY!
YES! Candy is the way to go! Every girl loves her candy so why not what will hurt and be sure to send them along with the roses to make her day even better but DON’T buy the lame candy for a $1 buy her some truffles or something else that is not cheap! and hey why not send a card along with this and include a heart but we will get into the hearts lil later but do this and your point will rack up to 20 so now you have…
5POINTS
RULE (3)
HEART ATTACK!
This is were things get fun and sexy the night before cut out small hearts and be sure to make a bunch and on each one you make write something special about her or something you want to say to her or just do both and hide then all around the house her car purse any were’s you can think she will find one. EX: tape one on the bathroom mirror, then one on her car steering wheel, one on her phone, and be sure to when she has dinner sit one in her seat and under her plate so when YOU pick it up their it is and make sure that’s the last one and make it more special! and thats why I call this the heart attack I MEAN SO MANY HEARTS IT crazy but cute and she will love it!
And will get
7POINTS
RULE(4)
PLAIN A SPECIAL DINNER!
Now this is a YES when you plain a V-day dinner you want a romantic feel to it and very sexy were she would date the table and dump you. Have candles, flowers, and some table decor and some things that are wrong in this pic you want to be across from one another! and more table decor and candles! Candles wont hurt at all because you want to turn the lights of play some soft music and eat and this is gonna be a little dark. NOW THE WRONG WAY!
Yes this is very Romantic and I like this one way better but over all their are ton’s of mistakes!
1) NEVER PUT THE FOOD ON THE TABLE it’s crappy and you should make her dinner and serve her! not herself! FOOD OFF TABLE!
2)Not enough Candles their is only 1 and 1 is not enough throw some more on the table!
3)No center peace their is only a chocolate fondant as a center peace but not for a moment like this! TAKE IT OFF! Put some roses in the center but NOT so many were you can’t look into her eyes and talk to one another I recommend Roses about 5 or 6INCH’s tall and two tall candles on the side.
4)No flowers all I’m saying put them their!
5) PAPER PLATES ARE YOU KIDDING if your trying to impress her PAPER PLATES NOT THE WAY to go get the china get the glass not paper!
6) Table Decor it’s alright but you can buy fake roses and lay on the table with the plastic heart’s and it would be perfect and another the plate mates do away they are 😛 and don’t look right with the setting!
So follow these rules and you will have a romantic night! This will get you….
40 points if YOU cook!
RULE (5)
FOOD! This is were things get hard you need to know what to fix and what not to fix but be sure you fix her favorite and NO PIZZA OR TACO BELL something romantic! and make sure you have a dessert to go with after the dinner! Chocolate strawberries a cake or anything else you like that sounds romantic and if you have to order the food if you can’t cook be sure and to LIE BUT DON’T LIE. I mean say you tried to cook but didn’t work out so you order so that way she knows you at least tried your best and she will be thankful you tried! and throw some dishes in the sink if you need to! but TRY! before you order!
This will earn you….
12 POINTS
RULE (6)
JEWELRY/GIFTS! These are a girls FAVORITE THINGS!
Best time to give her the gifts is right after Desert and give her JEWELERY for one that is a ++++++ in her book and will get you closer to the bed! and throw in a teddy bear because every girl loves a teddy bear and if you ever have to go away a night she will have that teddy to remember you can remember that special night and may just get you lucky when you come back 😉 But another thing to make her heart melt is to make her a scrapbook of pictures of yalls favorite memories may be gurly to you but will say that your sweet and sensitive and will get you closer to a special night!
POINTS!
15
RULE (7)
YOUR TIME!
10 POINTS
TOTAL:100!
SUCCESS
You have been laid!
Remember flow these rules and you get what you wanted and you can even do this on a random day doesn’t have to be on V-Day! just change the setting and theme!
Tyler OMG 